london dreaming

How to be a writer

james-exe:

Step 1. Smoke cigarettes.
Step 2. Drink lots of whiskey.
Step 3. Teen angst all over the place.
Step 4. “Ponder” on the insurmountable beauty of the things around you.
Step 5. Use big words like insurmountable so people think you’re smart.
Step 6. Post on a blog because your opinions matter.
Step 7. Read books in public places so cute girls notice.
Step 8. Be ironic about being ironic… about being ironic.
Step 9. The Great Gatsby— because you will all hype the shit out of the 2012 film, later claim to be disappointed after watching it, but love it again once critics say great things about it.

Brb, writing a novel.

yes.